“I am the perhaps one of the best dishwashers in the entire country.”
“that being said, I am not an elitist, i don’t think i am better than anyone…”
Which one is it man?
gallifrey_
“if im the subject and dishes are the predicate, then together we form the perfect one” this is poetry
-Blade_Runner-
Did he get the job and if he did what ever happened to him?
RezRising
He sounds manic and psycho.
PremeTeamTX
I’d hire him at $15 lol Reminds of this dishie we had at one spot. Funny and weird af(he would just post up with his watercolors or pencils when it was slow or just disappear and walk around the neighborhood), but when we were getting hit, he’d kill it AND help with prep. Miss that dude.
Zigs4Zags
I just read it as “My name is Inigo Montoya…” and the rest made sense.
Southern_Let4385
Hired. No questions asked.
Odintorr
I got one the other day where it was just buddy’s first name and number hand written on a scrap of paper, it was wild
Impossible-Scale7779
You know, I was considering putting “giant cock” and “looks cute in nonslip crocs” and “can disassociate at will” on the skills section of my resume since I’m looking for dishwashing jobs and I think this just gave me the confidence to do it
I can’t compete with this obviously but now I have something to strive for
Brunoise6
Literally a great one if he would have just deleted the second paragraph lol.
Like you’ll have all the time in the world to share your laments to the team while scrubbing lol.
mel_cache
“I cleanse my sins . . . In a purgatory pit.”
Remarkable.
Jewxican213
Bustin Suds is what got me lmao
elegiac_bloom
Honestly I kind of really relate to this. If I could get paid more to wash dishes I’d quit my salaried manager job and go back to it in a heartbeat.
TheActualAWdeV
I’d hire them to wash dishes that’s for sure.
I’d stay far away from them if I need any writing done though.
tobitobiguacamole
This guy seems cool as heck, I hope he got hired
DumbVeganBItch
>thats why i wash. plate by plate i cleanse my sins in a purgatory pit
Straight bars
Jankins114
Don’t keep us in suspense OP. Was he any good?
humaninsmallskinboat
Screen printing in Portland Oregon? Yeah that tracks
buttnuggs4269
Rrrrrrrriiiippp Ciiiiiiiittttttyyyy!
serotonin_xxIII
This is one of those moments where you gotta call him in for an interview, just to see exactly who this mad, dishwashing Jesus truly is.
nadyay
I’d hire him and I don’t even run a restaurant. Or need a dishwasher.
Ultra_Ginger
You better get tomato on the phone right now before someone else gets him first.
OpenSauceMods
A-, de-ducted points for missing the chance to use faucet instead of facet
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DM me after OP…So we can negotiate
If you hire them, sponsor their ass through a grammar class.
Does anyone know how to copy text from a picture? I gotta do some job searchin’.
He not only washes, he waxes…
I was blown away that he was only making 13$, then I saw it was from 2014.
OP been holding on to that for a *while*
https://preview.redd.it/2k18yzq3bbhf1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7add0caf94b9b1a37e6ab026d897d8dc6db478f
“I am the perhaps one of the best dishwashers in the entire country.”
“that being said, I am not an elitist, i don’t think i am better than anyone…”
Which one is it man?
“if im the subject and dishes are the predicate, then together we form the perfect one” this is poetry
Did he get the job and if he did what ever happened to him?
He sounds manic and psycho.
I’d hire him at $15 lol Reminds of this dishie we had at one spot. Funny and weird af(he would just post up with his watercolors or pencils when it was slow or just disappear and walk around the neighborhood), but when we were getting hit, he’d kill it AND help with prep. Miss that dude.
I just read it as “My name is Inigo Montoya…” and the rest made sense.
Hired. No questions asked.
I got one the other day where it was just buddy’s first name and number hand written on a scrap of paper, it was wild
You know, I was considering putting “giant cock” and “looks cute in nonslip crocs” and “can disassociate at will” on the skills section of my resume since I’m looking for dishwashing jobs and I think this just gave me the confidence to do it
I can’t compete with this obviously but now I have something to strive for
Literally a great one if he would have just deleted the second paragraph lol.
Like you’ll have all the time in the world to share your laments to the team while scrubbing lol.
“I cleanse my sins . . . In a purgatory pit.”
Remarkable.
Bustin Suds is what got me lmao
Honestly I kind of really relate to this. If I could get paid more to wash dishes I’d quit my salaried manager job and go back to it in a heartbeat.
I’d hire them to wash dishes that’s for sure.
I’d stay far away from them if I need any writing done though.
This guy seems cool as heck, I hope he got hired
>thats why i wash. plate by plate i cleanse my sins in a purgatory pit
Straight bars
Don’t keep us in suspense OP. Was he any good?
Screen printing in Portland Oregon? Yeah that tracks
Rrrrrrrriiiippp Ciiiiiiiittttttyyyy!
This is one of those moments where you gotta call him in for an interview, just to see exactly who this mad, dishwashing Jesus truly is.
I’d hire him and I don’t even run a restaurant. Or need a dishwasher.
You better get tomato on the phone right now before someone else gets him first.
A-, de-ducted points for missing the chance to use faucet instead of facet
Hire this person now.